My mother then had a Mexican Catholic friend called Consuella. One day Consuella brought her friend to visit us. I immediately asked that friend whether she too was a Catholic. When she told me she was a Protestant Christian, I asked her: "What's that?" When she said that's someonewho believesinGod differentlytoCatholics,I responded: "Butsurely yourealize thereis no God?" Thewomanwashighly offended,andsaid: "Consuella, let's go — I can't bear to listen to this infant any longer!" Her retreat really convinced me Christians are brainless.